Maybe the artist is trying to only use organic materials.

It reminds me of the "art" my son created on the walls,
before he got potty trained.

Found on ebay

The artist must be a Republican.

I had to double check the artist's description, to make
sure this was actually supposed to be Obama.
I really hope it's intended to be a caricature.
But I have a bad feeling (judging from the artist's other work),
it's meant as a portrait.

Another questionable Obama.

It's like that "perfect woman" joke, only better.

This lady has all the attributes of the
"perfect woman" (just a torso, more or less),
with the added feature of ice scrapers instead of hands.

Found on Ebay

A Perfect Symbol of American Pride.....

The Magestic Furry Pigeon

Nothing says "I Love You", like a lovely bouquet of......

(:insert euphemism of choice:)

Submitted by Meg

"I'm just sitting here in this chair, holding this......."

Hatbox -
Roll of Cheese -
Giant Peach -
Dismembered Ass -
Backhoe Bucket -
Cushion -
Cat Bellybutton -
Fur Muff -
Corgi -
Dismembered Boobs -
The head of Alfred Garcia -
Pregnant Mandolin -
Cheesecake -
Giant Tinkertoy -
Baby Aspirin for Paul Bunion -
Guitar (the correct answer) -

The above suggestions were provided by the members of The Straight Dope Message Board

"Arrrrrr....... I be the son of God."

Somebody got a little heavy handed
with the shadowing.

Found on Yessy